Memes: Hilary Duff Crazy

So I've been wanting to do a section on memes that I like. Or recent memes. Or something about memes because they've been cooler and cooler since my last blog was out. But usually when I'm looking at memes its when I'm half asleep on m phone or in a conference where I should be learning about why kids have blood in their pee or something boring. But this one just annoyed me so much.

Alan Thicke Is Dead - And The Mystery Remains

You Guys, Alan Thicke is dead today, at 69 years old.

Stop. The. Presses.

A Lifetime Britney Spears biopic? Stop le fucking presses. If ANYONE reading this new about this and didn't tell me you are all dead to me.

Mariah Carey Update

When was the last time you got a Mariah Carey update? I'm gonna guess it has not been recently enough. Well guuuuuurl you gotta get over here, because I have some news for you!

Insane in the ...Kanye?

Ok not the most brilliant title. But it's my blog. You got a better title? Start your own blog. But give me a link so I can copy the good titles. So I heard the story of Kanye getting hospitalized yesterday, but I wasn't sure it was that true, so I let it simmer. People are still talking about it today, so it must be true, right?

Who Is: Bella Hadid

Guys I was gonna talk about Gigi Hadid first, but then she went a did that Melania Trump impression, and I refuse to discuss politics. So Bella first. We'll let Gigi settle. Part of my confusion is wondering what each sister does, and how they are different.

 

Things The Kids Are Doing These Days: Juju on that Beat

The dance is popular enough that I think everyone already knows it, but I just can't over it. It's a song by Zay Hilfiger (who is 15!) and Zayion McCall (both are from Detroit!), Juju on that Beat is also knicknamed the TZ Anthem. It came out August 2016 and one of the artists put out a video of him and a female doing now much-imitated dance which they knew had potential to go viral. The song calls out for certain actions, such as when the rapper says "walked in this party" the dancers imitate walking. The following clown video is one of the most popular and most shared versions, people call it the prototype dance (even more than the one Zay put out himself!). 

Who Is: Corey Feldman

Guys who is Corey Feldman. Here is what I know without researching: he is a child star of the 80s, he looks like a lizard, he was friends with another child star of the 80s also named Corey. I sort of get the feeling he's the human embodiment of washed up, but he's slightly more respected than Joe Simpson. And no, I will not be nice to Joe Simpson just because he was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Nicest Man In The World Gets What He Deserves

You guys want a bit of news that won't make you feel like the vomit that a dog ate up and vomited again?

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Have A Baby Now

I'm proud to announce that professional hat-wearer, Rob Kardashian, now has a baby with the woman who also shares a baby with his sisters boyfriend.

Temporary Custody Awarded to Angie

After the divorce over "a fight involving a minor" custody has been granted to Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt gets supervised visits called...Therapeutic Visits. I'm not too surprised, but I promised updates, so here it is. Theraputic visits are for parents who cannot be alone with their children because of a history of physical or sexual abuse, domestic violence, mental illness or substance abuse - people who are at risk of very poor parenting. I don't know the details of how these are granted, but I can't imagine one fight on an airplane is gonna be enough. I wonder if more will come out, I just don't see Brad being that bad in one instance. Maybe there's a long backstory we don't know.

- Genesis Pulsifer

Of Fucking Course She Did

So yeah, Lindsay Lohan got like 5 minutes of attention over an incredibly stupid broken English accent that she made up (technically the votes are still out, today is the last day to vote on the origins of her accent) and she's of course using it for publicity. She wouldn't be Lindsay if she didn't. She was raised to glom onto every single ounce of press coverage, no matter how small or embarrassing.

Gellert Grindelwald Actor Announced

Britney Spears: Her Lips Have a Life of Their Own

There is some sort of political thing happening on TV right now, and I feel like today and in the days to come we may need as much distractions as we can get. So I'm finally going to give the people what they want. A Britney post. I didn't even know how to broach the subject, but it hit me like two floppy sardines injected with filler...her new lips.

 

Prince Harry Is Dating A Yank!

And DO NOT smear her in the media. It was declared (royally?) that Harry is dating an American actress named Rachel Markle. I don't really know what she's on, but I'm pretty sure she plays a girl named Rachel, so it may even be a reality TV show. I'll explore later. I first heard about this story when it was a big hubbub about if he was going to visit her in Toronto. AND THEN HE DID. What a to-do.

But since then he has gotten upset about the medias scrutiny of this girl, and especially the somewhat racist undertones he feels they have. She is half-black, and it sounds (from a verrrrry cursory glance) that they're calling her mothers upbringings "hood". He says to stop doing that. And also he fears for her safety. I'm not really sure why her safety would be in question, but I feel like that's always a celebritys go-to when they're being harassed by the paps. Really they want privacy, but it just gets more pity if you say your safety is in danger. The Kardashians do it alllllll the time.

WHO IS: Iggy Azalea

This weekend I was asked the question "What is the difference between Iggy Azalea and Ariana Grande, and which one of them is racist" and I honestly didn't know the answer. So let us explore, in our attempt to catch up on the who's-who of pop culture. A quick google search basically gives us our answer. The top 3 hits are about Iggy's demise, a pointless feud with Snoop Dogg, and her post-racism career. Let's see what this mess is about.

Welcome Back Lilo - A Lohan Post Makes Me Feel Whole Again

I have been seriously struggling with how to broach the Lindsay Lohan topic. Really all the big celebs. There's just so much to say. And I have opinions. That's pretty much an understatement. I have ALL THE OPINIONS.

 When we last left our heroine, she was wearing a ridiculous amount of bronzer. I'm going to call it right now, she invented the contouring trend. The Kardashians were just early 00's wannabes at that point.

Who is: Young M.A.

You guysssssss...as you know I get all my worldly information gleaned from various memes. And in the past few months I've been really hearing about Young M.A. enough that I'm starting to wonder if I need to figure out who that is. I think the first thing I heard was that she was mad that her BET award show speech got cut short. So since my first knowledge of her came while she was already hitting it big on awards shows its pretty certain to say I've missed the boat on this one. I've been doing extensive google research (AKA I've heard two songs and read one line of a wikipedia page) and I'm already glad to say this is a person of interest on my radar.

riannha

First thing's first. Its Rihanna. I had to google it. I have to google everything.
Was she around when we had our last blog? I cant remember. But I think no.
The internet is in an uproar right now over her ability to walk over sewer grates in high heels. Buzzfeed literally has an article right now claiming that she is immortal (I think some pseud-Jesus reference) and if that doesn't make you uncomfortable, see below:

Who Is: Ariana Grande?

Guys, who is Ariana Grande? I see the name a lot and at this point I can pick out her face in a small crowd, but who is she? I'm pretty certain she is a singer, but from the memes I see, she is not a very good one. She did lick a donut and put it back and that was frowned upon by the world bc it was...un-American? Who is she dating? Is she just a shitty teenager with some good luck? Lets investigate.

Ryan Lochte Damage Control Setting Is Off The Charts

The Douche-nozzle of the century, Ryan Lochte is now engaged. First of all, a month ago at the 2016 Rio Olympics, this guy claimed he didn't have a girlfriend. I'm assuming that was so he could swim upstream into every pair of panties he came across without the press getting too excited. Second, he has that whole did-she/didn't-she robbery story. The whole thing was a sorry mess, and we all know swimmers only bring in cash if they're making endorsement deals, so he needed to clean up his act. In this case, by marrying a playboy bunny.

Tay Tay Girl Posse

So my co-blogger is not interested in discussing Taylor Swift, but I am. You guys, she has a girl posse that is so magical and intriguing. Its like the women following Charles Manson, they're so emotionally charged but blase about life. Its mystical.

Let's Cut To The Chase

All y'all care about is our opinion on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I am constantly getting texts requesting my thoughts on the manner (read: one person mentioned it to me and I went huh). So we may as well dive straight it. But I warn you, this won't be the end of things.

Ain't No Party Like An S Club Party

Hello party people and welcome to the place to be! Itsgonnasnow is back and revamped for what we now know to call The Millenial Generation. We want to dedicate our first post to the "ooooh! Oooooh!" sound that people made during cheesy dance/pop songs during the 90s. It was often followed, or preceded by a lot of heyyyyyyy-hooooooo type refrains.  All of them got us hyped up and ready for some good times, which we hope to do with our blog.