Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Have A Baby Now

I'm proud to announce that professional hat-wearer, Rob Kardashian, now has a baby with the woman who also shares a baby with his sisters boyfriend.
The least-interesting sibling and other person named their child Dream Kardashinan, and it is a girl. This on-again-off-again couple have a TV show called Rob and Blac, which I would never watch if someone payed me.

I feel like I need to do some yoga to shake off feeling this post leaves.

- Genesis Pulsifer