WTF is a bath bomb?

I have been seeing bath bombs EVERYWHERE for months. By that I of course mean on instagram, where I get all my info. People are so in love with them. Are they much better than the Body Shop oil beads from back in my youth? Cuz those were the shit. You waited like 10 minutes for them to open and then a tiny mL of oil would seep out, rendering your skin smooth and silky.

PSA: "I'm Shook" is the new Slay

You heard it here first. Basic bitches all over the planet have apparently decided that today, Feb 23rd 2017, they will use SHOOK to replace all their other dumb bitch adjectives. That definitely includes slay, lit, extra and fire. It also includes simply using the fire emoji.

Things The Kids Are Doing These Days: Juju on that Beat

The dance is popular enough that I think everyone already knows it, but I just can't over it. It's a song by Zay Hilfiger (who is 15!) and Zayion McCall (both are from Detroit!), Juju on that Beat is also knicknamed the TZ Anthem. It came out August 2016 and one of the artists put out a video of him and a female doing now much-imitated dance which they knew had potential to go viral. The song calls out for certain actions, such as when the rapper says "walked in this party" the dancers imitate walking. The following clown video is one of the most popular and most shared versions, people call it the prototype dance (even more than the one Zay put out himself!).