Ariana Grane and The SNL Guy

You guys, did I already do a post about Ariana Grande? How she was the whitest white until she decided to play up her latina thing and do fake tanner? I think she's all right, she's always outspoken about her gay brother and since the terror attack at her show in Manchester she's been all vocal about things in like...a good way?

I don't care about Remy Ma, but here goes

Guys I don't care at all about this Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj feud. But it JUST WONT END so I guess I have to (briefly) figure out wtf is going on. And then likely decide I ultimately still don't care. but sometimes it's nice to be informed first. For a change.

Left: Remy Ma Right: Nicki Minaj

WTF is a bath bomb?

I have been seeing bath bombs EVERYWHERE for months. By that I of course mean on instagram, where I get all my info. People are so in love with them. Are they much better than the Body Shop oil beads from back in my youth? Cuz those were the shit. You waited like 10 minutes for them to open and then a tiny mL of oil would seep out, rendering your skin smooth and silky.

PSA: "I'm Shook" is the new Slay

You heard it here first. Basic bitches all over the planet have apparently decided that today, Feb 23rd 2017, they will use SHOOK to replace all their other dumb bitch adjectives. That definitely includes slay, lit, extra and fire. It also includes simply using the fire emoji.

She's BAAAAAAACK! Lindsay Lohan gets and IG makeover

I was sooooo intrigued when LiLo wiped her instagram account. She was writing poetry and saving refugees with caffeine. All was well in the world. Or so I thought. 

Wanna Talk Iconic? RIP MTM

These bitches these days are just misusing the word iconic. Your powder pink lipstick is not iconic. Your dumb-shit homecoming promposal (or whatever) is in no way iconic. Want to know what iconic is? This woman right here.

Who is: Zendaya

Guys, there's another person I've been seeing around and don't know. It all started (for me) with this clip I've seen around instagram:

Meme: Salt Guy

The salt guy meme is all the rage. ALL THE RAGE. And you need to know about it. You probably don't and you're so dumb. Ben Affleck is already wearing a shirt with this guys picture on it. That's right, the douche lord of Hollywood knows about him and you're in the dark. Don't get me wrong, the guy used to be hot, but RIP Goodwilll Hunting Ben Affleck, am I right?

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Make My Life

 Once again, Lindsay Lohan continues to make my life amazing.

Read on to see why Lindsay Lohan screenshots are becoming a rare commodity!

Memes: Hilary Duff Crazy

So I've been wanting to do a section on memes that I like. Or recent memes. Or something about memes because they've been cooler and cooler since my last blog was out. But usually when I'm looking at memes its when I'm half asleep on m phone or in a conference where I should be learning about why kids have blood in their pee or something boring. But this one just annoyed me so much.

Alan Thicke Is Dead - And The Mystery Remains

You Guys, Alan Thicke is dead today, at 69 years old.

Stop. The. Presses.

A Lifetime Britney Spears biopic? Stop le fucking presses. If ANYONE reading this new about this and didn't tell me you are all dead to me.

Mariah Carey Update

When was the last time you got a Mariah Carey update? I'm gonna guess it has not been recently enough. Well guuuuuurl you gotta get over here, because I have some news for you!

Insane in the ...Kanye?

Ok not the most brilliant title. But it's my blog. You got a better title? Start your own blog. But give me a link so I can copy the good titles. So I heard the story of Kanye getting hospitalized yesterday, but I wasn't sure it was that true, so I let it simmer. People are still talking about it today, so it must be true, right?

Who Is: Bella Hadid

Guys I was gonna talk about Gigi Hadid first, but then she went a did that Melania Trump impression, and I refuse to discuss politics. So Bella first. We'll let Gigi settle. Part of my confusion is wondering what each sister does, and how they are different.

 

Things The Kids Are Doing These Days: Juju on that Beat

The dance is popular enough that I think everyone already knows it, but I just can't over it. It's a song by Zay Hilfiger (who is 15!) and Zayion McCall (both are from Detroit!), Juju on that Beat is also knicknamed the TZ Anthem. It came out August 2016 and one of the artists put out a video of him and a female doing now much-imitated dance which they knew had potential to go viral. The song calls out for certain actions, such as when the rapper says "walked in this party" the dancers imitate walking. The following clown video is one of the most popular and most shared versions, people call it the prototype dance (even more than the one Zay put out himself!). 

Who Is: Corey Feldman

Guys who is Corey Feldman. Here is what I know without researching: he is a child star of the 80s, he looks like a lizard, he was friends with another child star of the 80s also named Corey. I sort of get the feeling he's the human embodiment of washed up, but he's slightly more respected than Joe Simpson. And no, I will not be nice to Joe Simpson just because he was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Nicest Man In The World Gets What He Deserves

You guys want a bit of news that won't make you feel like the vomit that a dog ate up and vomited again?

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Have A Baby Now

I'm proud to announce that professional hat-wearer, Rob Kardashian, now has a baby with the woman who also shares a baby with his sisters boyfriend.

Temporary Custody Awarded to Angie

After the divorce over "a fight involving a minor" custody has been granted to Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt gets supervised visits called...Therapeutic Visits. I'm not too surprised, but I promised updates, so here it is. Theraputic visits are for parents who cannot be alone with their children because of a history of physical or sexual abuse, domestic violence, mental illness or substance abuse - people who are at risk of very poor parenting. I don't know the details of how these are granted, but I can't imagine one fight on an airplane is gonna be enough. I wonder if more will come out, I just don't see Brad being that bad in one instance. Maybe there's a long backstory we don't know.

- Genesis Pulsifer