Mariah Carey Update

When was the last time you got a Mariah Carey update? I'm gonna guess it has not been recently enough. Well guuuuuurl you gotta get over here, because I have some news for you!

So get this, Mariah Carey was engaged to this Australian billionare business guy named James Packer. They were going to have the sparkle-butterfly-crystal-romance wedding of the century! Her ring was worth like a bazillion dollars and she gave inerviews saying he's obsessed with her and agrees to only have sexy times with her own songs playing in the background. Fantastic stuff, I say. The wedding was cancelled, and there were definitely rumors that it was because she was secretly with her backup dancer Bryan Tanaka. 

 Well, over Thanksgiving, the two were canoodling in Hawaii and confirmed they are together. It now becomes a game of he-said-she-said. MC claims that Packer's jealousy made her run into her new lovers arms. I personally am calling bullshit on that one. I think Mariah really likes those washboard abs and I-dont-know-what-to-call-it facial hair. What else but true love could make her give up those bazillion dollars?

After the breakup there was talk of Mariah Carey demanding $50 million from her fiance James Packer. TMZ claimed it was because of hardships she endured during the relationship (she cancelled part of her tour due to emotional distress from the breakup) and partially because of their pre-nup agreement, which she deserved even though they never wed. She sings a different tune: she claims Packer used her as arm candy to secure lucrative business deals, and she deserves a cut. Listen, I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that if you don't secure a cut before the deal, you can only hope and pray someone tosses you a cut later. But good luck MC, your gold-digging makes fame whores around the globe proud!

Love you baby!

- Genesis Pulsifer