I don't care about Remy Ma, but here goes

Guys I don't care at all about this Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj feud. But it JUST WONT END so I guess I have to (briefly) figure out wtf is going on. And then likely decide I ultimately still don't care. but sometimes it's nice to be informed first. For a change.

Left: Remy Ma Right: Nicki Minaj

WTF is a bath bomb?

I have been seeing bath bombs EVERYWHERE for months. By that I of course mean on instagram, where I get all my info. People are so in love with them. Are they much better than the Body Shop oil beads from back in my youth? Cuz those were the shit. You waited like 10 minutes for them to open and then a tiny mL of oil would seep out, rendering your skin smooth and silky.

PSA: "I'm Shook" is the new Slay

You heard it here first. Basic bitches all over the planet have apparently decided that today, Feb 23rd 2017, they will use SHOOK to replace all their other dumb bitch adjectives. That definitely includes slay, lit, extra and fire. It also includes simply using the fire emoji.

She's BAAAAAAACK! Lindsay Lohan gets and IG makeover

I was sooooo intrigued when LiLo wiped her instagram account. She was writing poetry and saving refugees with caffeine. All was well in the world. Or so I thought. 

What Was The Best Pauly Shore Movie?

Since everyone knows Pauly Shore is the greatest actor/comedian of our generation, I have been tasked with deciding which of his films was the best. I am no Pauly Shore expert, but I did say he was my favorite actor in my 8th grade yearbook so...that's something. In fact, my bestfriend Ilana said the same thing and we were accused of copying each other even though we did NOT discuss it. People can be so jealous.

Pauly Shore has made a living (I hope...is he doing ok?) off of playing the surfer-dude-stoner-type, perpetually idiotic buffoon who happens to stumble into the role of heroic protagonist. In movie after movie. But the movies all end up amazing. He just brings the same amazing flair to every film.
So here are my nominations, in no particular order.

Wanna Talk Iconic? RIP MTM

These bitches these days are just misusing the word iconic. Your powder pink lipstick is not iconic. Your dumb-shit homecoming promposal (or whatever) is in no way iconic. Want to know what iconic is? This woman right here.

Who is: Zendaya

Guys, there's another person I've been seeing around and don't know. It all started (for me) with this clip I've seen around instagram:

Meme: Salt Guy

The salt guy meme is all the rage. ALL THE RAGE. And you need to know about it. You probably don't and you're so dumb. Ben Affleck is already wearing a shirt with this guys picture on it. That's right, the douche lord of Hollywood knows about him and you're in the dark. Don't get me wrong, the guy used to be hot, but RIP Goodwilll Hunting Ben Affleck, am I right?

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Make My Life

 Once again, Lindsay Lohan continues to make my life amazing.

Read on to see why Lindsay Lohan screenshots are becoming a rare commodity!