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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Ariana Grane and The SNL Guy

You guys, did I already do a post about Ariana Grande? How she was the whitest white until she decided to play up her latina thing and do fake tanner? I think she's all right, she's always outspoken about her gay brother and since the terror attack at her show in Manchester she's been all vocal about things in like...a good way?

Friday, March 10, 2017

I don't care about Remy Ma, but here goes

Guys I don't care at all about this Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj feud. But it JUST WONT END so I guess I have to (briefly) figure out wtf is going on. And then likely decide I ultimately still don't care. but sometimes it's nice to be informed first. For a change.
Left: Remy Ma Right: Nicki Minaj

Thursday, February 23, 2017

WTF is a bath bomb?

I have been seeing bath bombs EVERYWHERE for months. By that I of course mean on instagram, where I get all my info. People are so in love with them. Are they much better than the Body Shop oil beads from back in my youth? Cuz those were the shit. You waited like 10 minutes for them to open and then a tiny mL of oil would seep out, rendering your skin smooth and silky.

PSA: "I'm Shook" is the new Slay

You heard it here first. Basic bitches all over the planet have apparently decided that today, Feb 23rd 2017, they will use SHOOK to replace all their other dumb bitch adjectives. That definitely includes slay, lit, extra and fire. It also includes simply using the fire emoji.

Monday, January 30, 2017

She's BAAAAAAACK! Lindsay Lohan gets and IG makeover

I was sooooo intrigued when LiLo wiped her instagram account. She was writing poetry and saving refugees with caffeine. All was well in the world. Or so I thought. 

Friday, January 27, 2017

What Was The Best Pauly Shore Movie?

Since everyone knows Pauly Shore is the greatest actor/comedian of our generation, I have been tasked with deciding which of his films was the best. I am no Pauly Shore expert, but I did say he was my favorite actor in my 8th grade yearbook so...that's something. In fact, my bestfriend Ilana said the same thing and we were accused of copying each other even though we did NOT discuss it. People can be so jealous.

Pauly Shore has made a living (I hope...is he doing ok?) off of playing the surfer-dude-stoner-type, perpetually idiotic buffoon who happens to stumble into the role of heroic protagonist. In movie after movie. But the movies all end up amazing. He just brings the same amazing flair to every film.
So here are my nominations, in no particular order.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Wanna Talk Iconic? RIP MTM

These bitches these days are just misusing the word iconic. Your powder pink lipstick is not iconic. Your dumb-shit homecoming promposal (or whatever) is in no way iconic. Want to know what iconic is? This woman right here.