She's BAAAAAAACK! Lindsay Lohan gets and IG makeover

I was sooooo intrigued when LiLo wiped her instagram account. She was writing poetry and saving refugees with caffeine. All was well in the world. Or so I thought. 

What Was The Best Pauly Shore Movie?

Since everyone knows Pauly Shore is the greatest actor/comedian of our generation, I have been tasked with deciding which of his films was the best. I am no Pauly Shore expert, but I did say he was my favorite actor in my 8th grade yearbook so...that's something. In fact, my bestfriend Ilana said the same thing and we were accused of copying each other even though we did NOT discuss it. People can be so jealous.

Pauly Shore has made a living (I hope...is he doing ok?) off of playing the surfer-dude-stoner-type, perpetually idiotic buffoon who happens to stumble into the role of heroic protagonist. In movie after movie. But the movies all end up amazing. He just brings the same amazing flair to every film.
So here are my nominations, in no particular order.

Wanna Talk Iconic? RIP MTM

These bitches these days are just misusing the word iconic. Your powder pink lipstick is not iconic. Your dumb-shit homecoming promposal (or whatever) is in no way iconic. Want to know what iconic is? This woman right here.

Who is: Zendaya

Guys, there's another person I've been seeing around and don't know. It all started (for me) with this clip I've seen around instagram:

Meme: Salt Guy

The salt guy meme is all the rage. ALL THE RAGE. And you need to know about it. You probably don't and you're so dumb. Ben Affleck is already wearing a shirt with this guys picture on it. That's right, the douche lord of Hollywood knows about him and you're in the dark. Don't get me wrong, the guy used to be hot, but RIP Goodwilll Hunting Ben Affleck, am I right?

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Make My Life

 Once again, Lindsay Lohan continues to make my life amazing.

Read on to see why Lindsay Lohan screenshots are becoming a rare commodity!