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First thing's first. Its Rihanna. I had to google it. I have to google everything.
Was she around when we had our last blog? I cant remember. But I think no.
The internet is in an uproar right now over her ability to walk over sewer grates in high heels. Buzzfeed literally has an article right now claiming that she is immortal (I think some pseud-Jesus reference) and if that doesn't make you uncomfortable, see below:

Who Is: Ariana Grande?

Guys, who is Ariana Grande? I see the name a lot and at this point I can pick out her face in a small crowd, but who is she? I'm pretty certain she is a singer, but from the memes I see, she is not a very good one. She did lick a donut and put it back and that was frowned upon by the world bc it was...un-American? Who is she dating? Is she just a shitty teenager with some good luck? Lets investigate.

Ryan Lochte Damage Control Setting Is Off The Charts

The Douche-nozzle of the century, Ryan Lochte is now engaged. First of all, a month ago at the 2016 Rio Olympics, this guy claimed he didn't have a girlfriend. I'm assuming that was so he could swim upstream into every pair of panties he came across without the press getting too excited. Second, he has that whole did-she/didn't-she robbery story. The whole thing was a sorry mess, and we all know swimmers only bring in cash if they're making endorsement deals, so he needed to clean up his act. In this case, by marrying a playboy bunny.

Tay Tay Girl Posse

So my co-blogger is not interested in discussing Taylor Swift, but I am. You guys, she has a girl posse that is so magical and intriguing. Its like the women following Charles Manson, they're so emotionally charged but blase about life. Its mystical.

Let's Cut To The Chase

All y'all care about is our opinion on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I am constantly getting texts requesting my thoughts on the manner (read: one person mentioned it to me and I went huh). So we may as well dive straight it. But I warn you, this won't be the end of things.

Ain't No Party Like An S Club Party

Hello party people and welcome to the place to be! Itsgonnasnow is back and revamped for what we now know to call The Millenial Generation. We want to dedicate our first post to the "ooooh! Oooooh!" sound that people made during cheesy dance/pop songs during the 90s. It was often followed, or preceded by a lot of heyyyyyyy-hooooooo type refrains.  All of them got us hyped up and ready for some good times, which we hope to do with our blog.