WTF is a bath bomb?

I have been seeing bath bombs EVERYWHERE for months. By that I of course mean on instagram, where I get all my info. People are so in love with them. Are they much better than the Body Shop oil beads from back in my youth? Cuz those were the shit. You waited like 10 minutes for them to open and then a tiny mL of oil would seep out, rendering your skin smooth and silky.

PSA: "I'm Shook" is the new Slay

You heard it here first. Basic bitches all over the planet have apparently decided that today, Feb 23rd 2017, they will use SHOOK to replace all their other dumb bitch adjectives. That definitely includes slay, lit, extra and fire. It also includes simply using the fire emoji.